An Archive of the Archives
Living in the Blurbs
- Ah, how wonderful are those Scam emails
- Mr Marim Mohammed, how can I help?
- I’d like that on a TShirt
- I should give them a call
- My pants around my ankles
- Words that mean nothing. Is that cool?
- Is Apocalypse Now the last great Movie?
- Another tear on the road to success
- The law of spatial proximity in Lifts
- I always wish I was a Mad-Men man
- Tram Driver at the Sands
My Writes
- William Jamison the Turd
- Somersault Position
- Mia - A short story
- Waiter, there’s a dead man in my soup
My Thinks
- I miss her
- Dog Toys that make sense
- I think I am, therfore, I am. I think.
- If I had a boil on my arse, would you still love me?
- Manheater
- Can a tomato change the world?
- My Father’s Joke
- Is that an arse I see before me
My Life
- A Nice Place To Be
- Where are your children tonight?
- The Lottery. The Trailer. The director is who?
- Torta di Ricotta
- Lasagne per 4 personi
- My daughters’ words
- Good morning world.
- McNonna’s
- They would have been married 60 years
- Passed away
- During the day on Tuesday 21 March, 2006 ...
- My Father’s visitors
- A marble removed from my back
- Where did it all begin, Giuseppe?
- A day at the beach
- Death becomes you
The Blurbs
My Writes
My Thinks
My Life
- December 2009
- November 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- May 2007
- May 2006
- April 2006
- March 2006
- December 2004
- November 2004
- October 2004
- May 2004
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The dog toys we should have
McNonna's
Manheater Brenda does Nelly.
Rhumbaland Sad but beautiful
If I had a boil on my arse, would you still love me?
Mia A short story citizenjoe wrote a few years ago
Suck up that Feed
Salon: One of the Finest online Magazines. Beautifull writing.
Plan-A: It's my serious site.
TechCrunch: To keep up with things.
Wired Online: Good coverage of news and gadgets.
A List Apart: Great writing about Web Standards.
Smashing Magazine: Online design magazine.
BoingBoing: There's always something interesting
CONTRIBUTORS
citizenjoe has been around for quite a long time and when I say he has been around, I mean he has been around. He likes writing and enjoys hanging out with this motley bunch of characters.
Lionel Gherkin is a sad sack with good reason, the poor bastard. You can read why in Rhumbaland. Often described as a love story gone terribly wrong. But then that's been Lionel's life to date.
Along for the ride is Shelby Wright. Shelby is ahighly respected and well-to-do-man-about-town. He is the group's cultural attache; its conscience but not really its heart.
And let's not forget Brenda Spoon. The lovely of the group. She a humourous bone that'll grab you like a meat hook and then tenderise like a piece of steak. People tell me she's hilarious; and who knows, one day I may even laugh at them.
The images are from Mad Men Yourself