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Ah, how wonderful are those Scam emails

I actually quite enjoy reading the “Nigerian” scam emails. They are normally well written and beautifully reasoned. I believe they deserve all the money they make. Here are three that I have collected recently.

 

Mr Marim Mohammed, how can I help?

Some Spam emailers have such a lovely, polite style of writing, we should use them as examples for ourselves. If only they just didn’t want to steal every last penny out of our bank accounts I may actually admire them a lot more. Here’s an example of one I received recently.

 

I’d like that on a TShirt

A tshit design I recently did for a Artwork Junkies competition I wish to enter

 

I should give them a call

I should call them now. I know it’ll be a bundle of small talk, but isn’t that what life becomes sooner or later? It isn’t so much what is said as just saying, just hearing, just listening, just filling in the bits between hello and goodbye.

 

My pants around my ankles

I looked over his shoulder, my pants around my ankles, at pictures of my knee. Dirty pictures of my knee. Before and after shots like I had never seen before. But why are my pants hanging down there?