Mr Marim Mohammed, how can I help?
Some Spam emailers have such a lovely, polite style of writing, we should use them as examples for ourselves. If only they just didn’t want to steal every last penny out of our bank accounts I may actually admire them a lot more. Here’s an example of one I received recently.
It certainly amazes me how many ways of being contacted we have.
MS Inst Mesger: jds@citizen-joe.com
e: joe@citizen-joe.com
facebook: citizenjoe
twitter: citizenjoe
Skype: joedistefano
books: shelfari
flickr: citizenjoe
plaxo: joe distefano
youTube: plana300
The dog toys we should have
McNonna's
Manheater Brenda does Nelly.
Rhumbaland Sad but beautiful
If I had a boil on my arse, would you still love me?
Mia A short story citizenjoe wrote a few years ago
Suck up that Feed
Salon: One of the Finest online Magazines. Beautifull writing.
Plan-A: It's my serious site.
TechCrunch: To keep up with things.
Wired Online: Good coverage of news and gadgets.
A List Apart: Great writing about Web Standards.
Smashing Magazine: Online design magazine.
BoingBoing: There's always something interesting
CONTRIBUTORS
citizenjoe has been around for quite a long time and when I say he has been around, I mean he has been around. He likes writing and enjoys hanging out with this motley bunch of characters.
Lionel Gherkin is a sad sack with good reason, the poor bastard. You can read why in Rhumbaland. Often described as a love story gone terribly wrong. But then that's been Lionel's life to date.
Along for the ride is Shelby Wright. Shelby is ahighly respected and well-to-do-man-about-town. He is the group's cultural attache; its conscience but not really its heart.
And let's not forget Brenda Spoon. The lovely of the group. She a humourous bone that'll grab you like a meat hook and then tenderise like a piece of steak. People tell me she's hilarious; and who knows, one day I may even laugh at them.
The images are from Mad Men Yourself