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Written by: Lionel Gherkin
Published: 27 Feb 07
Categories: Commentary
Time: 03:34 pm

If I had a boil on my arse, would you still love me?

Imagine those romantic nights, when you slip into bed next to your partner. You reach around seductively and feel the soft curve of their behind.

You know it has always been the thing that has attracted you to them. yet this time, there it is; there is a small, soft, “marble-shaped” protrusion.

You just know if you squeezed it, there would be an eruption of volcanic proportions.

So, what do you do?

Is this now the end of the relationship? Well, this is how dictionary.com defines a boil:

...a painful, circumscribed inflammation of the skin or a hair follicle, having a dead, suppurating inner core: usually caused by a staphylococcal infection.

Mmmmmmm, very sexy, don’t you think?

Are we that shallow that this would actually turnus off, or at the veryleast turn our stomach? Would it turn me off? Would it turn my partner off?

What the hell, it’s well past midnight, the dog is snoring in its basket and I’m dealing with imaginary boils erupting in my imagination.

Don't just let that thought simmer. Expunge it with a comment.

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