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Written by: Lionel Gherkin
Published: 26 Nov 04
Categories: Commentary
Time: 04:18 pm

Is that an arse I see before me

I am crossing the road on my way to work. It is early in the morning; like really early. I just happen to look up at the traffic lights. There on the other side is a very attractive female waiting for them to change.

I happen to look up and behind her I notice a male, 180 cm, solid build, balding hair and dressed as stylishly as a bag of chips.

He is doing what most men would do. He is looking at her backside. His tongue licks his lips and I am almost sick. I’m sure that deep in his mind he believes that no one has noticed his leer. He is leering.

Sorry, I don’t even want to think what is going on in his mind. That would be too much to take at this hour of the morning. And not having had breakfast as yet, there is nothing for me to throw up.

I know all men will look. They don’t all look like this. I know most men admire and observe. I know a lot of women like the attention.

But what I see on the face of this man, makes me never want to look at another woman’s bottom again.

Quickly I cross the road. I keep my eyes to the ground as the last thing I want to meet is this man’s glance. Would he give me a knowing look, a wink?

I almost run past him, I turn into the foyer of my building and look up from the ground slightly. I see a very attractive female bottom and “admire” it as inconspicuously as I can. And then I move on.

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