William Jamison the Turd
“William Jamison the Third has a problem, Doctor and I don’t know how to explain it.” She stops and looks directly at the biscuit tin as if her finger was pointing out a culprit.
The Doctor follows her gaze and sees no evil, just bottles of wine and that distinctive smell that is driving him mad. He doesn’t know why but words just come out of his mouth: “Are you saying William Jamison the Third is allergic to roast chicken?”
Somersault Position
1996 - © “At the time, the only bras I had seen were my mother’s ... they would have stopped a German tank. In fact, I think they were made from a German tank.”
Mia - A short story
Over the past few weeks she had formed a plan and written up its agenda and timetable. The protagonists of this little drama were already known. As was the eventual outcome. That part was clear. Nothing could change that now. It is what she wanted. Desperately.
Waiter, there’s a dead man in my soup
This is a treatment for a television series that takes a fresh, new look at food by bringing two popular genres together: the food program and the detective story.
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The dog toys we should have
McNonna's
Manheater Brenda does Nelly.
Rhumbaland Sad but beautiful
If I had a boil on my arse, would you still love me?
Mia A short story citizenjoe wrote a few years ago
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CONTRIBUTORS
citizenjoe has been around for quite a long time and when I say he has been around, I mean he has been around. He likes writing and enjoys hanging out with this motley bunch of characters.
Lionel Gherkin is a sad sack with good reason, the poor bastard. You can read why in Rhumbaland. Often described as a love story gone terribly wrong. But then that's been Lionel's life to date.
Along for the ride is Shelby Wright. Shelby is ahighly respected and well-to-do-man-about-town. He is the group's cultural attache; its conscience but not really its heart.
And let's not forget Brenda Spoon. The lovely of the group. She a humourous bone that'll grab you like a meat hook and then tenderise like a piece of steak. People tell me she's hilarious; and who knows, one day I may even laugh at them.
The images are from Mad Men Yourself